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PostSubject: ashes poems lol   Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:54 pm

The convicts have come here once again,
To whip the poms, if it doesn't rain.
They said it was going to be five nil
They must have thought England's team were ill.
Now they will play on that sacred turf,
Who will be master, who will be serf.
We'll have to sit and wait and see
So have a cuppa, and watch TV.
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:55 pm

How happy they were,
The world's number ones.
How happy they were,
And so relieved.
To have shag a draw with the lowly Poms.
A result far better than they could have believed.
How happy they were,
McGrath and Lee.
How happy they were
At the end of the day.
To have played the last ball and a wicket still free
Quick 'high fives' then scuttle away.

How happy they were
That Manchester night
How happy they were
To be brought so low
Against a side 'That had no fight'
'Just a five nil thrashing' a short month ago.
(Composed after the Old Trafford draw)
Barry Henderson, Whitley Bay


The wizard's poised, his plot now ready
His foe steadfast, his willow steady
The eyes lock, let battle commence
Attack their aim, no time for defence
The sorcerer casts his latest spell
"Where this I send you cannot tell !"
With a mighty blow the threat's dispatched
No chance to stop, or block, or catch
"Take back your magic", Sir Freddie cries
"I'll not succumb to your guile and disguise"
"Your reign is done, you've had your turn -
Relinquish your crown and return the urn !"
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:56 pm

The Ashes, The Ashes
come one and come all.
No such fervour for cricket
since Bradman's last ball.
For this country has fallen
in love, again, with the game;
the game was forgotten
through the losses and shame.
But with spirits rekindled
through the flash of Fred's blade.
And the stumps all akimbo,
what a mess Jones has made.
The tabloids are chirping
all the pundits weigh in.
But there's no urn for the English if the Aussies can win.
So McGrath and Shane Warne,
two greats of the game.
Enter stage left with a solitary aim.
To wrest back momentum
from their enemy 'the Pom'.
And make sure that forever their names will live on.
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:49 pm

av deleted all the u kno wots lol

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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:58 pm

ii lol cos it was innapropriate
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:59 pm

2 seaton burn college jonathan

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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:07 pm

andy why are you not in college?
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:13 pm

av got a migrane jonathan u???

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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:17 pm

well i was sick all last night and my bollocks are quite itchy so they need my full attention
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:19 pm

ok mr jonathan

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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:20 pm

andy i dnt think a migrane is a gd enough reason 2 stay off college as this is a very important yr
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:11 pm

soz 4 been ill lol

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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:45 pm

u said 2 me u wer goin 2 the dentist anyway
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PostSubject: Re: ashes poems lol   Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:34 pm

well woteva u wanna believe reeli lollollol

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