cricket quotes

Anyone no any gd cricket quotes?

''His throw went no where near where it was going'' - Richie Benaud

''That slow motion delivery doesnt show us how quick that delivery was'' - Richie Benaud

''This bowlers like my dog, three short legs and balls that swing each way''

''Its a funny kind of month October for the really keen cricket fan its when you realise your wife left you in May'' -Dennis Nordon

''A very small crowd today. I can count the number of people on one hand.Cant be more then 30'' -Michael Abrahamson

''Whenever i seen wally hammond bat i felt sorry for the ball'' - Sir Leonard Hutton

''If it had been a cheese roll it would have never got past him'' Graham Gooch
talking about the gatting ball ^

"Will Andrew Strauss have a pull or will he put it away for a while?"
Nasser Hussein pondering whether Andrew Strauss would show a bit of self-discipline in his second innings in Brisbane.

av got loads in me wicket wit book but a cant b arsed al post them 2 moz

aye u put it on the otha forum anall

Clements wrote:

av got loads in me wicket wit book but a cant b arsed al post them 2 moz

mr clements get them on the forum now

dont worry mr jonathan all i need 2 du iz find the cunt

well get looking then andy

“I think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isnt bad''

soz rok jonathan lollol

well its tru tho init

i a suppose so

excactly silly andy

silly john , NASTY MAN

"I'm not a betting man... but if I was it's anyone's game at the moment."
Mark Ramprakash hedges his (non-)bets on Pakistan's chances of hunting down 191 against South Africa

"Flintoff underneath it ... he's a good, safe pair of hands ...er ... a good, safe pair of hands when he gets to it."
Michael Atherton puts the kiss of death on England's captain who spilled a steepler


"I feel so bad about mine I'm going to tie it round my cat. It doesn't mean anything anymore. It's a joke."
Geoff Boycott on the decision to award MBEs to the England XII after 2005's Ashes win. Shane Warne had earlier sledged Paul Collingwood, asking why he had got a medal for making 7 at The Oval


"This is gross human rights abuse but I need to look after my family. Cricket is my job and I cannot risk my job for dreadlocks."
An unnamed Zimbabwe cricketerafter he was ordered to shave his dreadlocks or be be dropped


"Paul Nixon is the best wicketkeeper in the world at the moment. His collection is absolutely superb up at the stumps and to the fast bowlers. It's a shame he's been given the opportunity so late because he has been one of the best for a while."
Rashid Latif believes England have one clear positive from their CB Series nightmare ... well he did make 49 against New Zealand


^^^wtf has rashid latif been watchin he eva heard of boucher sangakarra gilly etc

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