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PostSubject: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:57 pm

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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:58 pm

these are some of my favourites

>1. When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the
>wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
>
>2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne:
>As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been
>waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you
>spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
>
>3. Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes:
>After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler
>politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?" "Cos every time I
>f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.
>
>4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes:
>During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played &
>missed: "You can't f**king bat".
>Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary:
>"Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f**king bat & you can't f**king
>bowl."
>
>5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad:
>During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A
>few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called
>out as he ran past the departing batsman.
>
>6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards:
>During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to
>Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my
>island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just
>bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to
>the
>batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k *ff."
>
>7. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock:
>After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock
>told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately
>for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground..
>
>Ponting to Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
>
>8. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary
>comment which was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna
>Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one
>dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight,
>unfit, fat c**t!!!"
>
>9. Can't remember the player or the exact details but went something
>like Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease
>playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a
>couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you're f**king
>useless now". Kiwi - (Turning
>around)
>"Yeah, that's me & when I was there you
>were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married
>her. You dumb c**t".
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:04 pm

1.there was a county bowler who beat the bat of Viv Richards and dared tell him the ball was red and weighed about six ounces; Richards hit the next ball for six and replied: "You know what it looks like, now go f---ing find it."
2.McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's cock taste like?"
Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife."
McGrath (losing it): "If you ever effing mention my wife again, I'll effing rip your effing throat out."
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:06 pm

Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip, and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". The reply is classic Trueman, "Not you, son. Your mother should've!"
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:10 pm

classic from the master of sledging, Ian Healy:
Ben Hollioake had just made his debut, hitting Glenn McGrath in the process.
On his way back after finally being dismissed, Shane Warne cried: 'Hey, Ben'
Hollioake turned round expecting a pat on the back. Instead Healy came in from behind and said: 'Get back to the nets, you idiot.'
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:53 pm

Shane Warne (Australia) to Daryll Cullinan (South Africa): "I've been waiting two years to humiliate you again." Cullinan: "Looks like you spent the time eating."
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:54 pm

Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall : “Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?”
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:57 pm

1993 - The Australian slip cordon allegedly greeted New Zealand batsman Chris Cairns with a chant of "Choo Choo" after his sister had just been killed in a train accident.
2004 - Australian leg-spinner Shane Warne was alleged to have called Ronnie Irani's mother a "whore".
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:03 pm

i herd wetzel say bellend wen playin once
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:51 pm

aye 2day
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:49 pm

wen aussies wer playin india shane watson waz sledgin sewag if a waz sewag a wud of knoked him oot
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:51 pm

i wudnt really call sayin goodness gracious me sledgin
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:18 pm

nar u bell he didnt jus say tht he waz doin it all thru the innings wen he waz bowlin, hes gay anyway
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:23 pm

ana he is the best sledgin wos wen we wer playin cricket nd a was sledgin u
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:25 pm

aye but ur sledgin iz propa wank
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:37 pm

its nt quality but its nt bad

bowlin danish lol
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:39 pm

its crap u use otha ppls (shabbash shabbash danish lol)
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:25 am

i dnt say tht paki shit tho n u fukin make sum up then u fukin cunt
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:43 pm

a neva sledge u jus copy n u laff wen u say it anall
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:00 pm

i was laughin wen i was sayin it 2 u but am gona sledge in sum matches n i wont b laughin then
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:06 pm

aye its shit wen u du it 2 me but in a match it wud b gd
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:38 pm

aye ana i was jus tekin the piss wen i dun it 2 u
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:03 pm

it will be a crease
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:05 pm

aye ana then i will fuk ya mas mas mas mas mas great grandma
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:12 pm

aye ana like bens grandma
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:09 am

ok a think we shud go back to cricket sledgin lads

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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:35 pm

bit of sledgin 2 be done nxt season like
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PostSubject: Re: what is the best sledgin you have ever heard   Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:32 am

aye ana wen we rip it past the outside edge

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